The Hills Update: Blondes vs. Brunettes Battle

We should really rename The Hills to “The Worst Couple on TV Ever.” Yes, last evening, the whole show seemed to revolve around our Barbie and Werewolf, aka Heidi and Spencer Pratt.

But before we dive into that car wreck, we need to turn our attention to teeth. Kelly Cutrone’s teeth. They look like they have not been brushed in a few years. Maybe the last time she brushed them was when she realized that she didn’t need to shower anymore either. She has started to morph more and more into an extra in the background of a Metallica video circa 1990. You know, “Wherever I May Roam”-type thing.

Stephanie comes floating into People’s Revolution to interview for an internship. Upon meeting Kelly for the interview, Stephanie shuddered, but luckily passed it off as being “nervous for the interview.” Nice one, Steph! The best part is when she hands over her resume in a plain white envelope, like she was handing over her mail.

On to the Blondes vs. Brunettes! Spencer and hired wingman (already forgot his name), head to a new hot spot while Heidi and Stephanie hit up Glendale’s hottest spot, Katsuya. Warning - Producer moment: Stephanie somehow figures out the one place Spencer will be on a Tues night with his nameless friend. Heidi storms in like a blinding hurricane of blondeness and confronts her equally blonde werewolf as to why he is on a double date with Gina Gershon-wanna be aka Bar chick. The one thing I took out of this scene was that LA chicks get catty! Gems included “Do you even own pants?” and “Are you wearing fur? You’re such a whore.” Brilliant.

Enough with the Pratts! Let’s get a cameo for Whit.