Jordan, Ewing, or Barkley?

This is a story from my friend. It is great.



"So my buddy is a waiter @ BLT steakhouse on 58th where the ballers roll out the black card (Bill & Hillary; Harrison Ford, Donna Karan) So this past Saturday, guess who walks in Jordan, Ewing and Barkley. So my boy is their waiter for the night and overhears them arguing about who had the better career field goal percentage. MJ was like "you know it has to be me" Ewing was like "nah I'm pretty sure it was me" Barkley was like "for a fat boy I wasn't that bad" So my boy was like why don't you out some money on it. They all look at each other and then they were like "why not?" So each one of them pulls a G out on the table. So 3 G's are sitting on the table. My boy goes down stairs to check the net and then he comes back to the table. They're all looking at him anxiously and my boy looks at MJ and Barkley and he says, sorry, "MJ you might have won 6 titles and 5 MVPs" and Charles, you might have won the 93 MVP" but I'm happy to say as a life long Knick fan that Patrick has the best career percentage." MJ flips out is like "hell no, I don't know what site you're looking @ but I know I have the better percentage record." Patrick gives my man daps and he's pulls MJ's G off the table and tells my man that MJ is paying for this one and pays $800 and gives my man a $200 tip. At that point MJ is pissed and mushes Ewing in the head as Barkley is laughing his a$$%% off @ MJ."