First off, don't you care about Doug's feelings, Paris Hilton?
Ok, obviously you don't since you were spotted canoodling with the richest man in football (as it's known in 99% of the rest of the world).
Cristiano Ronaldo, who is now a member of Real Madrid CF in Spain, was seen hanging out with Paris Hilton last night in Los Angeles. He must have been celebrating the massive amount of money that was paid for his transfer from my beloved Manchester United.
He was spotted leaving her house at 5am. Time to go the after-party maybe?
Much has been said about the tireless approach to soccer by Park, and his nickname is Three Lungs because of his relentless running during matches. He grew up in a small town in Korea but rose the ranks and religiously ate frog soup fed to him by his father, who was a butcher.
Last year, Park was left off the roster for the UEFA Champions League Final even though he played an integral role in a win over Barcelona in the seminfinal. He took it very hard and called it "the most disappointing point of his career." His two best buds on Manchester United are Frenchman Patrice Evra, a defensive stronghold, and Carlos Tevez, the explosive Argentinian forward. Ironically, it may be Tevez who is dealt a short hand once Sir Alex Ferguson reveals his starting lineup.