Corporate Jibberish

Here is a back-and-forth between me and a co-worker on AIM during a 7 min stint on a conference call, quoting phrases someone used during an update. Wow.

me (1:34:29 PM): "rally"
me (1:34:33 PM): "low-hanging fruit"
me (1:34:39 PM): "trickle-down"
co-worker (1:35:03 PM): "scale-back"
co-worker (1:35:07 PM): "streamline"
me (1:35:20 PM): "robust"
me (1:35:57 PM): uhhh, like how twitter already exists?
co-worker (1:36:08 PM): "sooner rather than later"
co-worker (1:36:35 PM): "vehicle"
me (1:36:39 PM): "side-by-side"
co-worker (1:37:21 PM): "fleshing"
co-worker (1:37:45 PM): "touched on that"
me (1:37:50 PM): "capitalizing"
co-worker (1:37:53 PM): "move the needle"
me (1:38:06 PM): "timeless"
co-worker (1:38:12 PM): "more robust"
me (1:38:13 PM): "back to basics"
co-worker (1:38:40 PM): "direction we're moving in"
me (1:38:51 PM): "an eye towards..."
co-worker (1:38:59 PM): this is hilarious
co-worker (1:39:04 PM): i never noticed this before
me (1:39:07 PM): haha
me (1:39:10 PM): nothing is being said
co-worker (1:39:15 PM): "main driver"
co-worker (1:39:26 PM): "chime in"
me (1:39:37 PM): "driver"
co-worker (1:39:45 PM): "vehicle"
me (1:41:21 PM): "low-hanging fruit"
me (1:41:26 PM): "communication strategy"
me(1:41:52 PM): "re-focused"
me (1:41:58 PM): "stake in the ground"

Niiice