Ugly models are IN!

Ugly modeling is a great business. Anyone interested in applying? You'd still be officially a "model!"

http://www.ugly.org/

Rolling Stone Mag!

Stardom has finally hit! j/k...but seriously, check out this month's Rolling Stone Magazine and you might recognize a face or two in there...

Ok, we made it easier for you...check it out here. Shout out to cuz D for gettin' us in.

Tracy Morgan...Chi-town

I like this clip - shows how "crazy-genius" this Tracy character really is...

The Hills update! (Brody is a slut part II)

In last night's episode, Brody hands over his iPhone to LC to prove he has nothing to hide. It's sort of like handing over the evidence that you're guilty…like when your mom asks you to open your hand when you've just stolen a cookie. As LC gets through the directory, she finds Blonde Canada Whore listed. Nice. It's like the white boy's list of hoes…much like Peety Pablo in "Freak-a-Leek." Nobody wants to take the plunge, and therefore, LC will remain single for awhile.

Meanwhile, Spencer Werewolf and his conniving sister (who may be able to grow as much facial hair as her brother) head over to a card store to pick up the invites. But wait! Werewolf finds out Heidi may not even be ready to get hitched! A blow-up happens and Werewolf blows out of the room…we all know she could do better.

Audrina meetes a boy from down under. Girls are such suckers for an accent (but never an Asian one). Think about that one.

White Boy - with a soulful voice

Anyone know Josh Groban - he's totally geeky looking but has this crazy soulful voice. Sort of like James Blunt. I popped by Good Morning America on Fri morning to see him sing a Christmas Carol - with a total church choir back-up and asian orchestra. I guess the theme this year is racial reconciliation (or confusion?).

Asbirin (not Aspirin)

Went to a pretty cool cajun' place with my cousin and his friend...they had a really interesting bottle of Asbirin (not Aspirin) - kind of like a bottle to help you get to hotter food. Their whole side of the restaurant was lined with a variety of hot sauces.

Had a catfish po boy spicy sandwich. Awesome!

Nascar in Times Square!

I'm the last person that knows anything about Nascar, but apparently Jimmie Johnson won something big this year and his impressive car was for some reason on display in Times Square. I think the points system in that sport must be the most confusing thing for anyone to follow! Did you know that more people in America watch Nascar events on TV than they do NBA basketball?

Zoom zoom zoom.